me in a moshpit: sorry, sorry, excuse me, oh my god i’m so sorry, excuse me, sorry
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doctor: i’m sorry to tell you but your condition is chronic
me: you sellin chronic? 👀
doctor: please sir, you are really sick
me: haha thanks dude
I went to a hip smoothie shop earlier today and I asked the barista what I should get and she asked me what my sign is, I’m honestly here for this
me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming
my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.
white person: actually you’re referring to Britain, not the UK, idk why people make this mistake it’s so simple lol :)
me, pulling out a world map: I will give you $20 if you can locate El Salvador
how to tell if I’m sad again
•I don’t respond to your texts for days
•I don’t respond to your texts for hours
•I don’t respond to your texts at all
•I respond with short answers
•I sound disinterested in our conversations, texting or not
•I don’t eat/drink/talk as much as usual
•I stare out into space more than often
•I stay in one place/a few places for long periods of time without moving v much
•I lose track of time
•I rub my head/eyes as if I have a migraine
•I talk more quietly than normal
•I don’t talk abt myself at all
•I make cynical comments, especially abt my existence
•I sleep too much or too little
this is not just me, though. these are common signs/things to be aware of and look for in people/friends/family members struggling w depression. stay safe, and stay aware.
- *is completely disassociated/numb af in social situations*: oh shit I need to start faking some emotion or I'm going to freak everyone out lmao
